PMD 13: This Never Happened
(Short update for now. I felt bad about not putting anything up recently, so this’ll be its own thing. Expect to see Mt. Thunder by the weekend.)
The next morning…
: Well, I managed to avoid any obvious foreshadowing. That’s a victory in my book.
: So, anyway, you wanna go to Mt. Thunder?
: Nah, let’s not rush it. I think the game’s trying to subtly dissuade us from moving on just yet. Maybe there’s something in the mail…
: You don’t think…?
: The way I see it, it very well could be and it’s way too good of a chance to pass up.
(We take along Norman because he’s lagging behind in the levels department. Also, now that I’ve had some time to play with things I think that I’d like to change how I’m going to handle dungeons; instead of posting floor summaries, I’m just going to note when something interesting happens. It’s less work and it leaves less pointless filler.)
Level 6
: M-My, what a th-thoroughly uneventful d-dungeon.
:I think you’re just about ready to be useful, Norman.
: N- No! Anybody but you!
: Hey, Ekans sent out the request. Take it up with him.
: I bet it was those damn birds. Stupid Post Office’s out to get me, I swear…
: A-awkwardness a… aside, c-can we get g-going?
Dungeon End
: It’s not a problem. Gengar’s a dick for leaving you out there anyway.
: Erm… well… actually, it wasn’t quite Gengar’s doing…
: We… uh… we needed some… alone time…
: You know what? You’re not finishing that sentence. Don’t even think about it. The implication alone is enough to make suicide a perfectly valid option.
: And… it… erm… it doesn’t explain how… um… how you ended up-
: Hey. Hey, Norman, buddy? Quit while you’re ahead.
: There’s really a good-
: Okay, okay, stop. Just stop. Don’t-
: We’re very-
: NO. DON’T EVEN GO THERE.
: You know what? This conversation is over. It’s so over that it never even happened, capiche? This rescue never even happened, and if any of you wankers bring it up I swear to god I will bash your goddamn face in.
: THAT PART DIDN’T HAPPEN EITHER.
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- Published:
- October 23, 2008 / 9:35 pm
- Tags:
- filler, Mystery Dungeon, Pokemon, UNBELIEVABLY CREEPY
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