Chao’s Demands 3: 21-30


… Tails, everybody. Disco D*CENSORED MORE BEING MILDLY INAPPROPRIATE YAY FOR PC*.

They’re shooting the movie and she’s going to watch it now? While they’re shooting it? And it isn’t done? Because it’s being shot?
Aren’t all these people important to the Sonic canon? Shouldn’t they be making the movie, too?
Also, I have never seen ‘wang’ used to mean “the sound a headwall makes.” Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more.
I now hate this comic.
ANGST.

A wooden sword? What is this, The Legend of Zelda?

Practicing his… HONING skills? HONING skills?
…That word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I don’t think he can, considering the fact that Tails has never shown any kind of ability to use Chaos Control of any kind at any point during any part of the Sonic canon.
Of course, that would imply consideration of the source material, and we all know that we can’t do that.

Nobody should ever use the phrase ‘sleepy time’ in any serious work unless you’re talking to a four year old. Or it’s for comedy. At least, I hope it’s not intended for comedy, because that would make it the lamest joke ever.

So, the homeless loner knows how to cook.
Guess Dr. Robotnik really took the whole “ultimate lifeform” think to heart.

This is obviously a setup for a joke, but it doesn’t work. Mainly because they save the payoff for another panel. I mean, I know Doctor McNinja did it, but Dr. McNinja is a work of quality while this is quite the opposite.

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