NiTRO, Page 4

Where\'d the hat come from?
This contradicts everything I thought I knew about Pearl Forrester.

…A pulse… thrower… gun? What the hell? And… since when did Pearl Forrester have a ‘Sailor Moon mode?’ And where’s the monkey and the brain guy? Or Dr. Forrester, for that matter. And how does he know? And why does he think you haven’t failed miserably if you need to point out what something is? And what kind of sound effect is ‘CHOOOM?” And why are gas prices so damn high? And…
I think you see where this is going. And you know what? I don’t want to know the answer to any of those. Except maybe the last one.

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